Climate Protestor Who Said Earth Has 1,028 Days Left—1,028 Days Ago—Scrambles to Update Doomsday Prediction

In a stunning display of eco-dedication—or perhaps just a cry for attention—Alizée, a member of the French climate group Dernière Rénovation, turned the French Open semi-final on June 3, 2022, into her personal stage.

While Norway’s Casper Ruud and Croatia’s Marin Čilić battled it out on center court, she casually strolled in, glued herself to the net, and sat there for a solid 10 minutes like the world’s most committed umpire.

As the players fled and the cameras rolled, her t-shirt proudly blared the group’s name, setting the scene for a countdown website that popped up days later, ticking ominously toward a mysterious 10pm deadline tonight.

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Alizée clung to the center court net until security pried her loose, but not before her sticky stunt seared itself into the public’s mind. Millions worldwide took note, pledging to watch that ticking doomsday clock—and to call out the climate crusaders when their latest apocalyptic forecast inevitably flops.

At the time of writing, the ticking clock reads: ’0 days. 10 hours. 55 minutes. 20 seconds.’

This is 10pm tonight.

Here we are on March 27, 2025, and—imagine my shock—the world hasn’t ended.

Rénovation’s doomsday timer hit zero, and the only thing that collapsed was the latest in a long line of climate predictions that couldn’t predict rain in a monsoon.

Alizée’s gluey grandstand is just another footnote in the flop parade led by the likes of Greta Thunberg, Al Gore, and Bill Gates—self-appointed prophets of gloom who’ve been swinging and missing since dial-up was a thing.

Maybe it’s time to unstick ourselves from the hysteria, let the world keep turning, and admit their track record’s so shaky it couldn’t hold up a house of cards.